HOW TO BUILD AN ICE RINK:
1. plow the lake
2. drill a hole in the ice
3. drag a huge ass water pump down the hill
4. hook up a fire hose.
5. flood the sucker.
6. wait. wait more. wait some more.
* (this is our impromptu hockey team testing the ice)
HOW NOT TO KILL YOURSELF ON A SNOWMOBILE:
1. helmet. helmet. helmet.
2. refrain from alcohol consumption
3. butt, knee, pads are a plus.
4. stick to the trails and avoid the slush.
* (and get a neighbor as great as joe to help you keep them running if they are geriatric like ours)